Who are you, my warranty?!

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Say it in Russian! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.

But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. I'm a thing. Shut up and get to the point! Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

No, just a regular mistake.

Why did you bring us here? I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!

1. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
2. Can we have Bender Burgers again?
3. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense.

And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.

• Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
• That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?
• Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV.

Well, then good news! It's a suppository. I wish! It's a nickel. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.

You mean while I'm sleeping in it? Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?

You lived before you met me?! Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. So, how 'bout them Knicks? I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.

With gusto. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Ask her how her day was. Daddy Bender, we're hungry. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!

Hey, whatcha watching? It must be wonderful. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Bender?! You stole the atom. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. File not found. You're going back for the Countess, aren't you? You can see how I lived before I met you. We don't have a brig.

Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. You don't know how to do any of those. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!

Bender, we're trying our best. Belligerent and numerous. I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Daylight and everything. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts!

Why yes! Thanks for noticing. I never loved you. I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!